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Misgendering and Other MissesMonday, 08-25-2025
In some states and countries, legislators have moved to criminalize misgendering – that is, calling people by their biological sexes instead of the sexes they say they are. What a blow for equality! But why stop there? Why do we stigmatize misgendering, and yet turn a blind eye to misspeciesing? After all, some folks claim to be cats, foxes, raccoons, and other animals. It insults them to be called human. I say, all of the bigots who call them people should be put in jail. Besides being right and just, calling folks by their true species would also save on the costs of raising kids. If little Jeffy identifies as a dog, he can be kept in a doghouse and fed kibble, and there is no need to send him to school. I can see this becoming very popular, especially among people who don’t like their children. And what about all the people who claim to be different people? If they say they are, then they are. That’s just science! From now on, anyone who says he is Donald Trump must be addressed as “Mr. President,” and anyone who says he is Jesus Christ must receive the prayers of the faithful. The pioneer of this movement for justice was Grace Slick, former singer with Jefferson Airplane, once called the Queen of Acid Rock. After Slick delivered a daughter -- excuse me, an offspring assigned the female sex at birth -- a Catholic nurse came around with a form, asking what name she had chosen for her. Slick replied, “god. We spell it with a small g because we want her to be humble.” Unfortunately, Slick didn’t have the courage of her convictions. Claiming she had been joking, she later said that her daughter should be called “China.” Poor little girl, to be relegated to such a wretched fate! For all her days to be called a mere country, when really she was the lord of the universe! These cruelties have got to be stopped. Everyone has a right to be affirmed in, well, whatever. No more putting it off. Do it now.
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Mixed FeelingsMonday, 08-18-2025
I confess to having mixed feelings about the recent case in which the Court ruled that Oklahoma cannot deny charter status to a school just because it is Catholic. On the one hand, the decision is clearly correct. Certainly this sort of discrimination by the state on the basis of faith should not be allowed, provided that the faith accords with natural law. (I would certainly discriminate against a religion of assassination.) However, whether the Church is well-advised to take advantage of benefits such as those which charter schools receive is another question. Since money always has strings attached -- and the strings get shorter and stronger over time -- other ways must be found to make Catholic education available to those who desire it. Making it available is especially necessary in view of the degeneration of the public schools. Please let’s not blather about religious “neutrality.” So called secular education is not neutral, but reflects a bias against faith in favor of irreligion. In fact, even that way of putting it is not precisely accurate. It isn’t that public schools have no god; in fact they place many gods before God. Superficial thinkers suppose that unconditional loyalties – whether of the “woke” or another variety -- don’t count as religion just because they don’t use the word “god” for their gods. But the crux of the matter does not lie in the words they use.
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Read the Fine PrintMonday, 08-11-2025
Most people know the importance of carefully reading contracts before signing them and labels before using the product. All sorts of poisons can be hidden in the fine print. What most people don’t know is that fine print is also a means of advancing the international culture war. (And yes, it is international. Did you think globalization was only about markets?) If you read the UNESCO documents on childhood sexuality education, for example, you will find pages and pages about protecting children from sexual abuse. Sprinkled through them are much briefer passages which let the cat out of the bag -- but you have to look for them. It’s true that the activists who run these agencies don’t want children to be raped. But they do want to sexualize them, and they want it very much. They explain that “comprehensive sexuality education” “equips” young people including children to develop sexual relationships. Among its many goals are that five-to-eight year olds are to be taught that they can masturbate and it will give them pleasure; nine-to-twelve year olds, that abortion is safe; and twelve-to-fifteen year olds, that there are various and sundry “gender identities” which deserve equal respect. Speaking of so called gender identities: The UNESCO documents don’t list them, but did you know that activists now claim that some people are “xenogender”? That’s a gender “that cannot be contained by human understandings of gender.” I wonder: If it can’t be contained by human understandings of gender, then how do the activists know that it is one?
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Against “Natural Ingredients”Monday, 08-04-2025
By “natural ingredients,” people mean ingredients derived from nature. But every ingredient is derived from nature. Snake venom is derived from nature. Arsenic is derived from nature. It would be an exaggeration to say that you can derive anything from anything, but if you apply enough processing to ordinary proteins and carbohydrates, you can derive all sorts of noxious substances. To get poisons, you don’t have to start with poisons. The term “natural ingredients” would be meaningful and helpful only if it were used to mean ingredients which beings of our nature can consume safely. If we don’t use it that way (and we don’t), then we might as well get rid of it. So in case the title of this post confused you, I’m completely on board with natural ingredients. I oppose only “natural ingredients.”
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A Primer on ProgressivismMonday, 07-28-2025
Like many people, I was taught in school that the early progressive movement, from which today's progressivism descends, was a movement of reform against political corruption. Its proponents opposed urban political “machines” because they wanted to “take the politics out of government” and make it “clean.” For example, instead of cronyism and patronage, they wanted a nonpartisan civil service. The rule of experts would replace the rule of corrupt ward bosses – and the power of the government would be increased so that it could to do more good. Although these words corresponded to the progressive self-description, they are misleading. Progressivism wasn’t against class government, as you might think; it was all about class government. The supporters of the machines were mostly recent immigrants and working-class folk, but the experts represented the views of the professional class, who have now morphed into technocrats. They were highly political in their own way, but had different political ideas, and their supposedly neutral administrative state invented its own forms of cronyism, patronage, and corruption. Under progressive rule, the power of the central government is wielded largely to do harm in the name of good. Progressives want progress, but to measure progress one would need a fixed standard, and progressives reject fixed standards. The dominant philosophy of the progressive movement was, and is, what is called pragmatism, the glittery philosophy that truth is “whatever works.” Since the definition of “works” is up for grabs, this has come to mean that truth is “whatever I have to say to bring about what people like me want to happen – and to retain the power to go on making it happen.” In courts, this approach is sometimes called “results-based jurisprudence,” which is not really jurisprudence at all. It is not an attempt to follow the law, but a redefinition of law as whatever we want people to follow. Instead of being an instrument of fairness and predictability, as it ought to be, due process becomes a continuation of political war by other means – a wax nose to be twisted in the shape of the outcome the progressive desires. To progressives, such tactics don’t seem cynical, because in their view, the idea that law has a meaning independent of what one desires is a naïve mystification. Since law can’t speak for itself, you see, jurists can’t be interpreters, and have to be ventriloquists instead. Even knowing these things, some things about progressivism are surprising. For example, when progressive elites are caught making obviously terrible policies, as with open borders, they don’t change them – they dig in. Why? In the case of open borders, part of the reason is that the purpose never was to make good policy. Open borders were supposed to bring in a trove of voters who were vulnerable enough to be manipulated. That turns out to be another aspect of “what works” -- although in fact, it hasn’t worked even on its own terms. First-generation citizens tend to be no fonder of open borders than their fellow citizens are. But another reason is symbolic. Every defeat on a major policy discredits the rule of experts, and threatens to bring the regime into question. It is not a nice position to be in. Even when wrong, one has to be right. Related:What Kind of Progress Does Progressivism Want?Come on, Man! The President as an Ethical Theorist
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The Abolition of WomanMonday, 07-21-2025
Men and women bear equal dignity as human beings. But the men-in-women's-sports scandal is an elegant demonstration that the claim that men and women are just the same in doesn’t liberate women, but subjugates and abolishes them. One could almost be grateful for the travesty of those men pretending to be women, because for those who have eyes to see, it makes the point clear.
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Complimenting Women (Without Treading on Mines)Monday, 07-14-2025
Query from a reader in South Asia:Recently I complimented a female friend who was wearing a Western style crop top which I found attractive. I am wondering if my compliment was appropriate. One reason for wondering is that today crop tops for females are viewed as within the bounds of decency, although this may have not been the case fifty years ago.
Reply:I think your question unpacks into three questions. One wouldn’t want to obsess over them, but it’s interesting to give them some thought -- not just because you are wondering whether your compliment was polite, but because your problem concerns the relationship of changing to unchanging things. Whenever I teach about natural law, I find that people have a hard time with the idea that the application of a fixed standard is not necessarily fixed itself. They tend to think either that the applications can’t change, or else, that if they can, there just aren’t any underlying standards. Besides, decency is a slippery topic. Needless to say, so is avoiding offense. The first question. Can standards of decency in clothing change over time? Sure. Needless to say, one should never wear clothing just to excite thoughts of sex. Unfortunately, today many young women are encouraged to attract male attention not by being pretty, but by dressing in such a way as to arouse prurience, and quite a few men and women no longer understand the difference. But what does count as sexually provocative? At one period in my country, for a woman to show any part of her legs above her ankles would have been considered indecent. Somewhat later, it was considered “daring,” but not quite indecent. Today, the sight of some portion of leg is so common that no one gives a thought to a glimpse of leg. Since it is no longer particularly provocative, it has become decent. The second question. Can such standards vary geographically? Of course. In some countries, clothing which exposes a woman’s midriff is considered attractive but not provocative; in others, it is considered quite indecent. I grew up in an era when a woman of my country would never have considered showing her navel in everyday wear, and I am still uncomfortable with this style of dress. However, my feelings are not the measure of all things. Moreover, I would certainly not view it as pushing the boundaries of decency to dress in this way in a country in which it was customary, and I realize that the historical standards concerning the midriff are different in your country and in mine. Of course there are all sorts of ways to show the midriff, and many degrees of exposure. In a given place and time, one style of doing so may cross the line, but another may not. The final question. May one compliment a woman’s appearance? Well, yes, but such norms too vary across time and place. In my country these days, complimenting a woman’s appearance is like walking across a minefield, because it risks the presumption of prurient or even predatory intent. That may not be the case in yours. Depending on one’s culture, whether a compliment is considered appropriate also depends on who is complimenting whom -- on the nature of the relationship between them -- on their respective states of life -- on whether the compliment concerns the clothing, an accessory, or the body as expressed by the clothing -- on the part of the body which the clothing or accessory covers, suggests, or reveals -- on whether the compliment implies comparison between the charms of the person complimented and the charms of others -- on whether it is offered in public or in private, or in a formal or informal context – on whether one meets or avoids the eyes of the person complimented -- and on all sorts of other matters bearing on the inference of intent, such as voice tone and facial expression. You wouldn’t want to leer, for instance. Maintaining the presumption of innocence becomes nearly impossible in a hypersexualized culture. At the present day, in my own country, whether a compliment is welcomed or rejected may even depend on the political views of the person who receives it! Now doesn’t all that make everything easy? P.S. For less about what does change, and more about what doesn’t, I think you would be interested in the chapter on “The Meaning of Sexual Beauty” in my book On the Meaning of Sex.
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